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How would you burn up a laptop with no evidence of sabotage
expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:33:57 -0500, Brooks wrote:
>Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those Two words - spontaneous combustion. Just like the people who burn to>expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted >to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would >you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. crisp except for their legs and hands or completely turn to ashes sitting watching TV. Just read the papers for the next case of SC and leave your laptop in the same spot. On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:33:57 -0500, Brooks wrote:
>Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those Nanobots>expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted >to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would >you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. Brooks wrote:
> Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those Load linux. That'll turn it into a useless doorstop.> expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted > to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would > you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. -- "Even a broken clock is going to be once twice a day." - Jedidiah in cola S.Heenan wrote:
> Brooks wrote: Go back to COLA.> >>Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those >>expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted >>to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would >>you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. > > > > Load linux. That'll turn it into a useless doorstop. > GFree wrote:
<snip garbage> Say again, nance ? -- "Even a broken clock is going to be once twice a day." - Jedidiah in cola S.Heenan wrote:
> GFree wrote: I said, go back to COLA (comp.os.linux.advocacy). You'd be welcome their > <snip garbage> > > Say again, nance ? if you want to unnecessarially bash Linux... GFree wrote:
> S.Heenan wrote: f*ck! Did a search; you ARE from COLA!> >> GFree wrote: >> <snip garbage> >> >> Say again, nance ? > > > I said, go back to COLA (comp.os.linux.advocacy). You'd be welcome their > if you want to unnecessarially bash Linux... How's the fighting down there. Still civil between the trolls and the elitists? GFree wrote:
Show quoteHide quote > GFree wrote: See for yourself.> >> S.Heenan wrote: >> >>> GFree wrote: >>> <snip garbage> >>> >>> Say again, nance ? >> >> >> >> I said, go back to COLA (comp.os.linux.advocacy). You'd be welcome >> their if you want to unnecessarially bash Linux... > > > f*ck! Did a search; you ARE from COLA! > > How's the fighting down there. Still civil between the trolls and the > elitists? *flush* Bon voyage ! <Brooks> wrote wrote:
> Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those Make a 1/8 scale model of the laptop, then stick a pin in it, followed by> expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted > to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would > you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. holding a match underneath it. Jon On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:11:34 -0800, "Jon Danniken"
<jonREMOVETHISdanni***@yahoo.com> wrote: ><Brooks> wrote wrote: LOL>> Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those >> expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted >> to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would >> you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. > >Make a 1/8 scale model of the laptop, then stick a pin in it, followed by >holding a match underneath it. > >Jon Brooks wrote in news:2005022402335749111%@news.giganews.com: make an offering to the gods. virgins usually do the trick> Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those > expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted > to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would > you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. > Stick a fire cracker (M-80) in the CD drive slot...
light fuse RUN when you hear the bang, return pick up peices, then send via UPS to factory with note that reads: "I just found it like this, please fix!" Show quoteHide quote <Brooks> wrote in message news:2005022402335749111%@news.giganews.com... > Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those > expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted to > cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would you do > it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it. > 
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